Funny Jokes
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The Three Sons
Three sons left home and went out on their own and ...
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Camouflage Training
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a soldier ...
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Twelve Inch Pianist
A guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, ...
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Doctor and the Lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their ...
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Dearly Departed
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly ...
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Got any grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
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Not So Dumb Blonde
A blonde is sitting on a plane next to an annoying, pushy ...
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FBI Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
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The Sleeping Carriage
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves ...
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Magicians Parrot
A magician was performing on a cruise ship and each night ...
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The Parking Ticket
I went to the super market the other day. I was only in ...
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Family of Tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking down the street one ...
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Farmers Watermelons
A farmer in the country side has a watermelon patch and ...
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Blind Man is Here
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother ...
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Blonde Vending Machine
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a ...
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Slap and Kiss
A young Technician and his Manager board a train. They look ...
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Had to take your car
After spending most of the day shopping, a couple returns ...
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Frog calls Psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline launched a special hotline ...
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Have you been drinking?
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and asks him ...
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Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound ...
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The Burglar
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was ...
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The Secret Box
Never before had Mary looked in the box that her husband ...
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Chicken Bone
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the ...
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Mexican Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to ...
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Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really ...
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. ...
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Invited to Dinner
A girl asked her new boyfriend to come over Friday night ...
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Redneck Vacation
Billy Bob and Samson were talking one afternoon when Billy ...
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Wisdom Tooth
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how ...
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Hit the Lawyer
There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer ...
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Teaching Son Manners
A mother was making lunch in the kitchen, listening to her ...
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Amish Driver
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and ...
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On the Roof
How do you get a blonde girl on the roof?
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Hamburger Joint
A man walks into a hamburger joint and orders a hamburger ...
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Bad News First
A man goes in to see his doctor for a check up. After ...
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Couples Anniversary
It was a couples 25th anniversary. The wife says "Do you ...
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Doctors Results
A man has been feeling ill so he goes to his doctor for a ...
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Paper Shredder
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking ...
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Blonde Train
There's a blonde, redhead and a brunette and they decided ...