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Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know man, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."

The second guy thinks about it and agrees. The two men pool their money together and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They fly to Mexico and begin to set up at the town square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy decides to jump to test the equipment. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. The second guy tries to grab a hold of him and misses again. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back and he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine. Hey, what the heck is a 'pinata'?"