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Redneck Vacation
Billy Bob and
Samson were
talking one
afternoon when
Billy Bob tells
Samson, "Ya know,
I reckon I'm 'bout
ready for a
vacation. Only
this year I'm
gonna do it a
little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Samson, "So, what ya gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Samson, "So, what ya gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
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