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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
and Dr. Watson
went on a camping
trip. After a big
dinner and a
bottle of wine
they lay down for
the night, and
went to sleep. A
few hours later,
Holmes awoke and
nudged his
faithful
friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied grogilly, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" says Holmes. Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we're small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some scoundrel has stolen our tent!"
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied grogilly, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" says Holmes. Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we're small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some scoundrel has stolen our tent!"
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